we woke up early to find some news to breakfast in our kitchen pantry, and were pleasantly surprised to see we got some press from baristanet. to us, baristanet is like the george clinton of hyperlocal, and them writing about us is like george clinton writing “give up the hyperlocal (tear the roof off this froyo shop)” just for us. we wonder if we’ll ever get some funkadelic love from aol “bootsy collins” p@tch - “the montclair whole foods theory.”

as for our identity, we thought we made it pretty clear by posting photos of ourselves. since that’s obviously not enough to satisfy you, here is a baby photo of the editarghh: