who wore what? the fab and drab of this year’s montclair fourth of july parade
were you at the montclair 4th of july parade today? we were, and we were so excited to see all the FABULOUS characters marching down bloomfield ave in the 90-degree heat. unfortunately, there were some that didn’t bring their a-game, but there’s always next year! here are the fab and drab of this years parade outfits:
FAB - this awesome guy and his band, all decked out in bedazzling outfits:
they brought it harrrd and looked great, regardless of the temp.
DRAB - liberty tax reps, who should be welcoming stylists before walk-ins:
come guys and gals, adidas and socks with turquoise velvet robes and no torches? france can keep you!
FAB - this leggy, yellow bird
not sure if you’re supposed to be big bird or not, but you interacted with the kids and that was cool. from the looks of you workin’ in, it looks like you work out. keep it up, babybird.
DRAB - inconceivably creepy tin man/realtor:
you are what nightmares are made of, bruh. i wish i never made eye contact with you.
FAB - lonely gumby strutting across the field at the post-parade picnic:
you can walk through the wall if you wanted to, but you walked all the way across the park instead. you look good, babyboy.
DRAB - this large bus that always ends the parade, but we’re not sure if it is relevant at all to anything:
who is in this bus? is it santa claus? cary africk? dick grabowsky? snooki?
what were your favorite best and worst-dressed moments of this montclair colinfirthofjuly parade? let us know, bruh!1 note