an open letter to the talking heads of the baristanet commenting section

we are the unemployed teens of #montclair

we want to ride bikes all day, but we don’t think that will look as good on our resumes as internships on wall st would. maybe there are some internships available on the south park st development location. will move rocks and dirt for itunes gift cards and/or iced lattes…

we are the #unemployed teens of montclair

we jump from froyo place to froyo place, but it’s hard trying to find our worth when machines do all the work and your kids lick their hands and dunk them into the chocolate chips. tried getting a job at the bar method, but it turns out there are no hard liquors involved there at all. maybe the neighbors need their driveway plowed or something.

we are the unemployed #teens of montclair

riding bikes isn’t going to raise the funds for dank. good thing no one locks their cars in this town over the summer. good thing cars in this town over the summer are really just large apple product storage containers.

we are the unemployed teens of #montclair

wish we could start our own business like the editarghh. maybe he needs some teen interns to write columns for the thymes so that he can focus more on his erotic cake biz idea (yes, i do. go here to apply ~the editarghh).

maybe writing hyperlocal snooze will give a direct line into a job at the ny times like 90% of the adults surrounding me at raymond’s, staring down my brownie and wishing they can eat an entire one without feeling guilty about it or going home to p90x all night.

we are the #unemployed #teens of #montclair